Thursday,
September 28: Automatons invade New York!
I'm
thrilled to announce that Automatons
(2006) will be screening at New York City’s Two
Boots Pioneer Theatre this December. Running from December
13-26, except for Christmas Day, Automatons is a black &
white, low-tech, no-budget effects film about the horrors
of war and robots (in case you didn't know).
Peppered
throughout the film's run at the Pioneer will be appearances
by various members of the cast & crew. On special nights,
audiences will find a genuine AUTOMATONS robot waiting at
the theatre entrance, introducing the film, or perhaps sitting
in the seat behind them.
The
end of the human race is here! Time's running out! Get your
tickets in advance and check show times by following this
link:
http://www.twoboots.com/pioneer/automatons.htm
The Two Boots Pioneer Theatre is located at 155 East 3rd Street,
between Avenues A and B (closer to A).

"AUTOMATONS
is a smart, thought-provoking tale equipped with the moody
ambiance and intellectual integrity of a classic episode of
THE OUTER LIMITS. That's high praise indeed."
That's
what Steven Puchalski said in one of my favorite magazines,
Shock
Cinema! Check out the new issue with Ron
Perlman on the cover to read the whole review, as well
as Jeremiah
Kipp's interview with Ron about his career and latest
film, Larry
Fessenden's The
Last Winter (2006).
Speaking
of Ron, he'll be appearing this weekend with Larry at the
Fangoria
Weekend of Horrors in Secaucus New Jersey. Our friends
Max Brooks
and Doug
Buck will also in attendance, along with an army of genre
superstars.
Lisa
and I will also be lurking around the Ghastly
Greetings booth, pushing the horrific greeting cards,
T-shirts, Halloween calendars and other merchandise. I'll
also be showing the Automatons trailer non-stop!
And
finally, October is nearly upon us! It's time to put up your
Halloween decorations, get out your Misfits records and warm
up the DVD player in the month long- celebration of our favorite
holiday -- Halloween! To celebrate, I'll be yakking about
(at least) one horror movie a day here on this sitesite.
Please
make a habit of stopping by and sharing the magic of classic
monsters and axe-wielding maniacs with me all month long.
Sunday,
September 24: Quickly Please!
So
the Oldenburg
Film Festival was a delight! Everyone was amazingly cool
and all of the filmmakers there (myself included) got the
real VIP treatment. Thanks to Torsten, Annie, Sima, Patra,
Michael, Henrike and everyone else for being such wonderful
and generous hosts.
Automatons
(2006) was very well-received and I got to meet some great
folks and see some neat stuff, despite my being super jet-lagged
and asleep almost the entire time I was in Germany. Anyway,
here's what I saw:
Even
though I knew it would be opening in New York in a few weeks,
I HAD to see American
Hardcore (2006) immediately. The film is an exhaustingly
thorough history of the US punk scene of the early 1980's.
The film's director, Paul
Rachman, is one of those great folks that I mention meeting.
Another
one was Matthew
Harrison, who was there with his project The
Deep and Dreamless Sleep (2004). It's a modern day telling
of Dante's
Divine Comedy, set in New York City. It features a great
combination of modern and classical dialogue. It's also one
of the few DV films I've seen that embraces the format, rather
than being sheepish about it.
I
rushed from The Deep and Dreamless Sleep to catch the end
of The
Guatemalan Handshake (2006). From the small part that
I saw, I knew that it was something special. Later on, when
I got to see the film in its entirety, I was totally blown
away at not only how well-made the film is, but what a strong
script it has. I highly recommend this wonderful film. I also
recommend director Todd
Rohal and his lovely girlfriend, Lea, who kept me company
throughout the fest.
Todd
and I both loved the Daft
Punk's Electroma (2006). I don't even know how to describe
this film, it's simply amazing. For the next two days after
seeing it, I kept catching Todd with this pleased little smile
on his face, and then he'd say, "I just can't stop thinking
abut that Daft Punk thing. I just keep thinking about it."
With not a single human face or line of dialogue for 74 minutes,
this film must be seen to be believed.
Finally,
the big closer of the fest was Darren
Aronofsky's ambitious new film, The
Fountain (2006). Suffice to say, there were hundreds of
folks in the theater for that one and I think I was the only
person who liked it. It reminded me of a Alejandro
Jodorowsky comic. I spent a good part of the after party
defending the film, but I nobody was really buying any of
it.
I
never went over any of my recommendations this month, but
here's a quick look: The
Day of the Beast (1995) is a modern cult classic featuring
the end of the world, Christmas and the Antichrist.
If
you've ever read Cashiers
du Cinemart, you know that Black
Shampoo (1976) is editor Mike White's
favorite film, and deservedly so. A blaxploitation version
on the Warren
Beatty film Shampoo
(1975), our hero cuts hair, fights crime and does every
woman he meets in the back room of his beauty parlor.
In
Blood
in the Face, a bunch of documentary filmmakers infiltrate
a sort of "White Power Woodstock", interviewing
Nazis, Klansmen and other racist nuts. As scary as this sounds,
the dumb bigots profiled in this film are actually unintentionally
hilarious. You'll never fear the KKK again.
I know
that when we think of Turkish cinema, we think of rip-offs
of American films like the Dünyayi
Kurtaran Adam (1982) and Seytan
(1974). Now G.O.R.A.
(2004) may be satirizing big-budget American science fiction
films, but it sports high production values and is totally
original. The humor here is pretty broad, which I normally
would hate, but this film is actually pretty funny.
Finally,
A
Thief in the Night (1972) is one of my favorite feature-length
Christian scare films and one of the classics of the genre.
It's mainly because the film is so atmospheric and frightening.
In this film, The Rapture comes and we get to see what happens
next. The scene at the beginning of the film, where a woman
who realizes she's been left behind, is absolutely chilling.
This film was followed by several sequels.
Friday,
September 15: VOTE!

I'm
back from my recent travels with a ton of stuff to talk about,
but I'll have to wait until I'm settled in again to give you
all of the news.
In
the meantime, you must go to Fuse.TV
and vote for The
Roost (2005) under the "Best with Less" category
for the 2006 Chainsaw Awards! GO
VOTE NOW!!!
Also,
Max Brooks' new book, World
War Z, is out now. Max will be speaking on how to survive
the zombie war this evening at the NYC Astor Place Barnes
& Nobel at 7pm.
If
you can't make it, be sure to pick
up the book and visit with Max on one of his other upcoming
appearances. All relevant info can be found at: worldwarz.net.
Friday,
September 1: Your Attention Please!
This is
going to be a busy month for me, so I'm trying to get ahead
on September. I probably won't be posting much the next few
weeks. But I'll make it up to you in October, when I present
a horror movie each and every day of the month in honor of
Halloween.

But first
-- September. The big news is that Automatons
(2006) will be showing for the first time ever at the
Oldenburg
Film Festival in Germany on September 7! I will be there
to introduce the film and for the second screening on September
10. Tell all your friends in Deutschland!
A nice
piece appeared on Fangoria's web site this week about
both the Automatons
premiere in Germany and The
Last Winter (2006) premiere in Toronto on September 11.
Speaking
of film openings, our friend Dwiff has been all up my butt
to let you know about the "world premiere (not counting
festivals and the 5:00 show...)" of This
Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006), Friday September 1st.
Oh! And
The
Roost (2005) came out on DVD
in the UK this week. It'll be out in the US on October
3.
Before
I'm off to Germany, Lisa and I are off to Toronto Canada for
the Rue
Morgue Festival of Fear to push Ghastly
Greetings products and Automatons on an unsuspecting public.
That's this weekend from September 1-3 at the Metro Toronto
Convention Centre, if you're in the neighborhood.
If not,
maybe you can visit us at the Ghastly
Greetings booth here in the New York area at Fangoria's
Weekend of Horrors at the Crowne Plaza Meadowlands in
Secaucus, NJ. That one runs from September 29-October 1.
That's
it for now, I've got to get packing!